i was late

Daddy, i already watched the movie and the kitchen closes at 7!

famous

I look like a rock star. 

the conceptual child

Daddy, what are you measuring?  Are you measuring how heavy time is?

bed time

You know what, I have an idea.  Why don't I go to sleep whenever i want.

marrying dad

aren't you going to marry poppa?  "NO!  he's going to be old.

on almost tripping on my powercord

daddy, you should put your cables somewhere else.

the kitchen

I'm going to do what momma wanted, i'm going to get you out of here.