tv vs lunch

My body is not hungry but my eyes are hungry

Love and television

You interrupted me by hugging me!

Age

What are all of those lines on your lips? Can I have some too?

It's not a landscape

Its a bunch of suns, a box of jelly beans and whatever else momma can imagine

flying

When are we getting are we going to be up in the clouds so we can take some home?

sleeping at the grandparents

Why do they have two beds?  Ah i know!  Its when Grandpa snores too much he has a bed to sleep in.

Jamaica

I forgot how sting rays look.  Can we go on stingray.com?

on travel

how long are you going to be gone?  The grandparents will be with you for 4 days.  "That's not long enough!"

riverdance

maybe they are tap-dancers upstairs and that's why they are so noisy?

everybody has a price

Daddy, if you let me put the bracelet on you, i will give you one hundred hugs, seven  kisses, and a thousand snuggles

being big

I'm almost big enough to do everything. I'm soon big enough to get my own Iphone!

mommy doesn't want to leave the party

I have a sound for you, its the sound of love

Mommy want new shoes

Give her some money give her some money give her some money!

on shopping

Mommy, don't be jealous.  You can wear flip flops.

talking to a gallery director

next time, you get to play with me longer.

daddy's diet

Daddy, you really should stop eating meat.  But don't tell anyone.

imagination

i came from your dream.  it was on the top of your head and i had to jump out

Have a nice day

We are going to fun things while you go to your boring work!

cup vs cone

I tried out the cone before and it worked great

sunglasses in the bathroom

Look at me, I'm a rockstar in the potty!

on friendship

i like everyone who is nice to me

on shopping

Daddy, it was a bad idea going in here

i was late

Daddy, i already watched the movie and the kitchen closes at 7!

famous

I look like a rock star. 

the conceptual child

Daddy, what are you measuring?  Are you measuring how heavy time is?

bed time

You know what, I have an idea.  Why don't I go to sleep whenever i want.

marrying dad

aren't you going to marry poppa?  "NO!  he's going to be old.

on almost tripping on my powercord

daddy, you should put your cables somewhere else.

the kitchen

I'm going to do what momma wanted, i'm going to get you out of here.